A friend and I are traveling to the north pole because we believe the government is hiding something up there. We swim/run all the way to the top of the earth and find a hole. We enter the hole and find out that there is a whole community of “Lord of the Rings” style elves (they are extremely beautiful) living in a completely free market (no governing authorities). They say that if we want to stay we have to get a job and support ourselves. I get a job as a maid for a powerful and rich elf. It’s great!